Total Medals Earned: 247 (From 45 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,825 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Unlock half the category groups.
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Collect 11 gems.
Medals Earned: 6/20 (60/495 points)
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/340 points)
Break out the badass way.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/490 points)
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)
You found some poo!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/300 points)
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Scare all the people out of the house
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes